NHL cancels first two weeks of season; here's your stress relief.

We're all upset that the NHL has cancelled the first two weeks of the season. It's no shock, but it still is a tough pill to swallow. 

Here's your stress relief, folks. Print it out, attach it to something, and have fun. Potato gun? Darts? Spitballs? Use whatever you'd like.




And yes, I know this isn't entirely 110% on Bettman, but it's fun and easy. Like I said on Puck Drunk Love, he's the figurehead, and he's got to accept some of the blame. Accept away, Gary.