What the Holy Hell Is This T-Shirt?

I'm usually not one to wear t-shirts with screen prints of people, animals, or other things on them. Unles it's simple and the team's logo, it'll get tossed into the sleepwear drawer.

If anyone bought me this thing I'd probably use it as a rag to clean the bathroom with:

Seriously - that was designed by a fan? They're letting 8 year olds design stuff now? I'm flabbergasted that not only a grown man designed this, but that his girlfriend claims a bit of the credit. I would love to see the original mock-up. Does it look something like this?

Honestly, if the person (people) who designed this shirt see this, I'm not making fun of you as people, but really. That shirt shouldn't happen.